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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:12
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Where can Ukrainians go if they cannot have shelter and heating this winter?
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
401(k) millionaires fell in the first quarter — but it’s not all bad news - MarketWatch
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Feds poised to approve SpaceX’s takeover of another military launch pad - Ars Technica
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Coco Gauff tops Aryna Sabalenka to give the French Open an American champion - The Washington Post
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Minds and Behinds
I tested Apple’s 11th-gen iPad for a week, and it’s still the best tablet - CNN
share office space ...
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Market's Slide Broadens in Afternoon Trading - Barron's
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
China demands sensitive information for rare earth exports, companies warn - Financial Times
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Cardinals Place Jordan Walker On 10-Day IL, Select Ryan Vilade - MLB Trade Rumors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Knicks fire coach Tom Thibodeau after first Eastern Conference finals berth in 25 years - AP News
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Space pebbles and rocks play pivotal role in giant planet's formation - Phys.org
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Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks